i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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