Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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