Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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