R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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