Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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