I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
are you so shy because you have an std?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
My balls are so social today.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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