i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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