It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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