I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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