why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
the raccoons are back...
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