We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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