Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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