We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo