Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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