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  Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero

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• (561): View more from Florida

  george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think the camel was justified in biting me.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.

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  Was it a good conversation?

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  It was an awkward, sexual conversation.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.

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