I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Randomize
