The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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