I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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