TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the condom got lost in my hair
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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