She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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