Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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