How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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