shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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