i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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