i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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