Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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