4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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