This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So much rum. So many feels.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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