how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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