I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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