hotel room ftw
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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