Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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