Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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