the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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