I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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