Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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