I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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