look no pants
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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