I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
