Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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