you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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