I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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