so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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