There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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