I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just found puke in my bra..
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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