One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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