She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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