If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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