nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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