id be glad to
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
There r osticjed everywhere
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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