she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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