what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
ttyl tear gas
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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