i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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