Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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