Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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