i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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