East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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