you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
