Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I am mentally ready for anal.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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